women with mommy issues should get $50,000 from the government every year they don’t kill themself
If only I could meet someone new. I guess my chances of that happening are somewhat diminished, seeing that I’m incapable of making eye contact with a woman I don’t know.
explains so much about this website
someone left these tags on this post and itās bumming me out so bad. is that really how you think about physical affection. why the need to boil it down the grossest most reductive description you can. societyās sick grey fear of the flesh etc
āthis could be the defining moment of your lifeā and itās the kenstewy hug
missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, outside, in the car, on a plane, on the bed, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, by the fireplace, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, on a spaceship, in the garden, against the window NO BREAKS
Just ‘cause I like a joke doesn’t mean I’m a f*cking clown.
KIERAN CULKIN as Roman Roy
in S1 of SUCCESSION (2018—)
by far the funniest thing you can say immediately after winning the NBA finals
for those of you who donāt follow basketball, this guy is the best player in the world right now